SERVICES · TICKET #IT-000102 · STATUS: TOLD YOU SO
Cybersecurity
Cybersecurity is extremely important. Which is why we will begin every conversation with:
Told you so"You really should have listened to us earlier."
Then we will sell you a solution that costs slightly more than your entire IT budget.
Our security stack
- Security awareness training
- A 90-minute video. You won't watch it. Neither did we.
- Phishing simulations
- We send fake phishing emails to your staff. Then we send real invoices. You'll learn to tell them apart. Eventually.
- Multi-factor authentication
- We turn it on, then turn it off for the CEO because he found it "annoying."
- Firewall management
- It blocks everything. Including you. Especially you.
- Incident response
- See the quote at the top of this page. Then see our invoice.
- Compliance
- We'll say "HIPAA," "PCI," and "NIST" in a single sentence. You'll feel secure. That's what compliance is.
The annoyingly correct part
You don't need a jerk to tell you this, but here it is: MFA on every account (CEO included), backups you've actually test-restored, and patches applied on a schedule stop most of what hits small businesses. Start there before anyone sells you a dashboard.