TICKET #IT-000100 · SERVICES · STATUS: BILLABLE
Our Services. Or, as accounting calls them, revenue streams.
Five ways to spend money on us. Pick one. Pick all five. We'll pick for you if you take too long.
Scope may vary
Managed IT
We manage your technology and your expectations.
Mostly your expectations. Everything that breaks is "complex," and complex is billable.
Cybersecurity"You really should have listened to us earlier."
Then a solution that costs slightly more than your entire IT budget.
VoIP PhonesYour phones, but through the internet.
If that confused you, don't worry. We'll repeat it slowly during the sales call.
Cloud ServicesThe cloud is just someone else's computer.
We say it dramatically, then charge consulting fees for saying it.
AIWe put "AI-powered" in front of everything we already sold you.
Same services. New slide deck. Higher price.
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Whatever you actually need.
That one's outside the scope of your agreement.