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AI
AI is the future. We know because we've added "AI-powered" to every line of your invoice.
Now with AISame services as last year. New slide deck. Higher price. That's innovation.
AI offerings
- Copilot readiness
- We turn on Microsoft Copilot and let it read every file you've overshared since 2014. Then we bill you for the cleanup.
- AI strategy workshop
- Four hours. One slide. The slide says "It depends."
- AI help desk
- We replaced our help desk with a chatbot. It's ruder than we are, and it doesn't take lunch.
- Prompt engineering
- We type questions into a box. You pay us to type questions into a box.
- AI acceptable use policy
- Paste whatever you want into whatever free tool you find. What's the worst that could happen?
The annoyingly correct part
That last one is a trap. AI assistants like Copilot can surface anything a user already has access to, so fix file permissions before you turn them on. And write down which AI tools staff can use with company data. "Whatever's free" is how client files end up in places you can't get them back from.