TICKET #IT-000400 · SALES & CONTACT · STATUS: UNLIKELY
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Notice. Please read. (You won't.)
We reserve the right to give away or sell your information to whoever we want.
If you are going to complain about us, and if we happen to feel like it, we may pass your information along to an IT provider that actually gives a damn.
Rather talk to a human? Call sales at (555) 555-5555. It's the same number as support. It's the same person as support.
What happens next
- You submit the form.
- The form has an unknown error.
- You blame yourself. Correctly.
Real talk, since this is a satire site: this form doesn't send your information anywhere. Nothing is stored, sold, or given away. See the Terms of Neglect.
You got an unknown error. It's probably something YOU did wrong.
Do us a favor and don't bother submitting the form again. Even if we get your message, we probably won't reply.
Or go find an IT provider that gives a damn. Here is how to spot one.