TICKET #IT-000800 · LEGAL · STATUS: BINDING-ISH
Terms of Neglect
Plus the actual disclaimer, which our lawyer made us write in plain English.
The Terms of Neglect
- By visiting this website, you agree that whatever happens next is your fault.
- IT Jerks may change these terms at any time, for any reason, including boredom.
- Response times are estimates. So are our invoices, but only in one direction.
- "Unlimited support" is limited to the support we feel like providing.
- Any resemblance to your actual IT provider is your IT provider's fault.
The actual disclaimer
No joke. Read this part.
This website is satire. IT Jerks is not a real IT service provider and does not sell, provide, or support any IT services. If you think your IT provider actually behaves like this, you may want to reconsider your IT provider.
Forms don't send anything. The contact and support forms on this site run entirely in your browser. Nothing you type is transmitted, stored, sold, or shared.
Nobody owes us money. The payment page is a joke and an optional tip jar. No one owes IT Jerks anything. Crypto payments are voluntary gifts and cannot be refunded.
The stories are fiction. Blog posts are made up or exaggerated composites. They are not about any real person or company.
Cookies. This site remembers that you dismissed the cookie banner, in your own browser. That's it.