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TICKET #IT-000500 · PAYMENTS · STATUS: YOU OWE US

Go ahead and pay us before we have to send you a bill.

When we have to send bills, we get cranky and inflate the bill multiple times over.

You owe us

If we have interacted with you at all, even just you contacting us, you owe us money.

We don't want to pay credit card processing fees and all that garbage, so send us Bitcoin or USDC.

Note

Any payment is considered a gift. We are under no obligation to actually provide a service to you, regardless of what you gave us.

Technical problem? You broke it, you fix it your damn self, or contact an MSP that gives a damn.

Find us entertaining? Send us a few bucks.

Real talk: this is a joke site and a tip jar, not an invoice. Nobody owes IT Jerks anything. Crypto payments can't be reversed, so only send what you'd happily give away.

Bitcoin (BTC)

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Temporarily unavailable. Our crypto guy wrote the seed phrase on a sticky note, and the sticky note was on the monitor we threw away.

USD Coin (USDC)

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Temporarily unavailable. Our crypto guy wrote the seed phrase on a sticky note, and the sticky note was on the monitor we threw away.

Invoice inflation estimator

See what waiting costs you.

Original amount$250.00
Crankiness multiplier× 3.20
Reminder composition fee$150.00
You now owe$950.00

Two reminders. We told the office dog about you.