Welcome to ITJerks.com
Good at IT. Bad at People.
Fully managed IT on a multi-year agreement. We monitor everything, explain nothing, and bill you monthly whether you noticed us or not.
Highly certified
Our philosophy
Other IT companies claim they care about your business.
We prefer a more honest approach.
You are a line item on a recurring invoice.
Your problems are annoying, and covered, which makes them worse.
You broke it, but we will fix it. For a price.
Why choose IT Jerks
Five reasons, since you asked. Again.
| Explanations | We will explain it once, slowly, and in great technical detail that will probably go over your head. |
| Pricing | Flat monthly fee. What it covers is a matter of interpretation. |
| Your contract | Thirty-six months. Auto-renewing. You signed it. |
| Response time | We respond to tickets sometime between a day and your contract renewal. |
| Gratitude | We remind you constantly how lucky you are to have us. |
Customer promise
At IT Jerks, we guarantee three things.
Legally binding. Emotionally binding. Mostly binding.
- You will feel slightly intimidated every time you call support.
- We will use as many acronyms as possible. (AAMAP.)
- We will never admit the problem might be on our side.
Testimonials
Our clients are thrilled. Relatively.
★★★★★
“They fixed the issue eventually but made me feel stupid the entire time.”
Local Business Owner
Client since “too long”
★★★★★
“I still don’t know what we pay them for.”
Accounting Department
Has seen the invoices
★★★★★
“Our systems do work now, but they sigh every time we call.”
Manufacturing Client
Calls less now